Thursday, May 06, 2010

Turkey Has Let Herself Go


She showed up yesterday on the railing of my back deck, walking around without a care in the world, seemingly indifferent to the tragedy unfolding in and on her person. She is a figure accident waiting to happen, and the real heartbreak is that she may not even be aware of how perilously close she has veered to the cliff's edge. Apparently she has never heard the disparaging term 'turkey neck' and the concept of waddle has completely eluded her.

She has let herself go and she clearly doesn't give a damn.

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